function stopError() {
return true;
}
window.onerror = stopError;

var months=new Array(12);
months[0]="January";
months[1]="February";
months[2]="March";
months[3]="April";
months[4]="May";
months[5]="June";
months[6]="July";
months[7]="August";
months[8]="September";
months[9]="October";
months[10]="November";
months[11]="December";
var time=new Date();
var month=months[time.getMonth()];
var date=time.getDate();
var year=time.getYear();
if (year < 2000)  year = year + 1900;
var h = time.getHours();
if (h < 5) disp = "Good&nbsp;morning&nbsp;or&nbsp;late&nbsp;night?"
else if (h < 7) disp = "Rise&nbsp;and&nbsp;shine!"
else if (h < 8) disp = "Mmm&nbsp;breakfast."
else if (h < 12) disp = "Good&nbsp;morning!"
else if (h < 13) disp = "Mmm&nbsp;lunch."
else if (h < 18) disp = "Good&nbsp;afternoon!"
else if (h < 19) disp = "Mmm&nbsp;dinner."
else if (h < 23) disp = "Good&nbsp;evening!"
else disp = "Zzzzzz..."

document.write("<span><b>" + date + "&nbsp;" + month + "&nbsp;" + year + "&nbsp;</b></span><br><b>" + disp + "</b>");